03 Nov

Let the record state

…that on November 2 and November 3, it was clear and sunny in Sitka. This is after it rained so hard one night earlier this week that the noise of it woke me up at 3 am. And on Tuesday it pretty much rained an inch before lunch. So I am loving this sunbreak, and hoping it lasts.

I took a little time off work this morning and walked down to the harbor near the Forest Service office (just one of five harbors in this island town) and did not slip on the frost covered dock.

This crow was very impressed by my capable surefootedness.

Just kidding. This crow stood still long enough to see that I wasn’t going to toss it anything edible, and then left the scene.

Fishing boats on the dock are much more patient subjects, though.

Mmmm… sun….

Those are pretty much all trollers, with their, umm, troll poles up. Here’s one leaving the harbor, will poles extended.

There are baited lines hanging off those extended poles, which drag behind the boat as it slowly trolls through the water. A troll boat is crewed by one or two people, who immediately bleed and ice the salmon they catch, mostly coho and Chinook (also known as silvers and kings). This is your highest quality fish because it gets personal attention.

I could tell you how much of the commercial catch for the different salmon species is allocated to the troll fleet, because I’m spending my professional time on the ever growing Tongass Salmon Factsheetbook, but I won’t. (Although I will send you a copy of the facts if you want.) Then there’s the Fisheries and Watersheds report to do. And I’m devoting my free time in November to NaNoWriMo. Nothing too literary, really, more of a sci fi pulp sort of novel, but the exciting thing is the hope of finishing a writing project!

The rough storyline is that a photographer is hired by an environmental group to publicize some cute little animals whose habitat is threatened by Big Bad Business of some sort, however it turns out that the environmentalists are actually more interested in the plant that the animals eat because it can be made into an expensive drug, the sale of which is funding their organization and its work. By the end the photographer will probably hook up with a drug enforcement agent, or a conflicted environmentalist…

Anyway, this is all to say that there may not be too much in the way of new Alaska adventures up on the blog for a bit. However, I have a plentiful stash of half-written things from years past on my hard drive, some of which amuse me and I will share with you. Check back on Monday for the first one!

P.S. I went to the pointy top of that mountain before it snowed.
20 Jul

Scientific Translation

I’m working on a briefing sheet about a stream restoration project. Why am I getting paid to do this when the Forest Service already has briefing sheets on these projects?

Well, the briefing sheet on this particular watershed describes it thus:

Watershed condition indicators reflect concern for long term health and function of Aquatic Habitat and Riparian Vegetation. A high percentage of riparian area associated with alluvial wood-dependent channels has been harvested or roaded. Two condition indicators addressing In-stream Large Wood and Channel Shape/Function rate in the Class 3 range. Riparian Vegetation indicator also rates Class 3, due to historic riparian harvest level of 30%. The watershed hydrologic and fish habitat integrity is at risk due to high percentage (77%) of roads proximal to streams, which resulted in a Class 3 rating for this indicator.

Have you got all that?

After reading this and a few other source documents, I got down to business and wrote a few different chunks of text, including a timeline for work in the watershed, and sent it around to get feedback.

Let’s look at an example from the timeline.

I wrote:

Landslides change the course of Fubar Creek and cut off spawning grounds

After comments from a nonprofit partner, I changed it to:

Landslides from clearcut slopes change the course of Fubar Creek and cut off spawning grounds

And I’ve just received the suggestion from a Forest Service scientist to change it to

Numerous landslides aggraded Fubar Creek and the high volume of gravel sediments caused the stream to find an alternate route beneath the Hydaburg highway, essentially cutting off traditional fish spawning habitat.

Many scientists are able to communicate clearly with the general public, but there are enough who haven’t got the time or inclination to develop the skills to explain their work to people outside their own field. And then you need to hire people like me to translate from Science to General Public.

Also, bonus points if you can use “aggrade” in a sentence, besides the one above.

14 Oct

Haiku Every Day

On a whim, I’m starting a new project. I’m going to write a haiku every day, just like I try to take a multivitamin every day.

It’s a way to be creative, but also contained. I always want to write longer things, and say more, and be pithier, but I’m going to practice being concise. I’m also leaving the door open for possibly illustrating them in various ways, but no promises.

Oh, and I’m going to write some in Russian, just to stretch those brain fibers as well.

26 Sep

A McSweeney’s list from the call center of Princess Cruises and Tours

Among the things I have run across while packing: a McSweeney’s style list from when I worked in the call center for Princess Cruises & Tours.

Comments we would like to make to someone who wants to go to Alaska on a ship which spends the summer in the Mediterranean

“I bet you do.”

“You may find Alaska a little different this year. You know, global warming, they’ve done some landscaping.”

“Don’t be surprised if you find Alaskans don’t speak English.”

“Eskimos look a lot like Italians. Very fond of scooters.”

“Good luck with that.”

07 May

Thoughts on the Great Firewall

So, life behind the wall, my dear readers in lands of unfettered speech, is incongruous.

A few days ago, I discovered I could no longer look at my own blog (I like to check that it is showing the most recent photos, and catch typos), or anything else with ‘blogspot’ in the url. Seems this is a widely recognized phenomenon, and it has happened before.

On the other hand, there are reports that a month ago you could get to en.wikipedia.org from Beijing internet. The tagline ‘China’s Net wall falling?‘ seems to have been a little over-hopeful, though.

And, while you can’t easily read what others are writing on blogspot (there are ways around, in most cases), you can still access blogger.com, which is the portal for writing posts.

What’s the message from the powers that be here?

You can talk as much as you want, but no one is listening.

It seems that one of the overarching strategies is to prevent collaborative thought by possible dissenters, though it’s fine to use mass communications — text messages, inflammatory opinion pieces in newspapers, online bulletin boards — to incite the occasional anti-Western riot to let off steam amongst the common masses. But the impression I have (admittedly derived from my oh-so-brief, shallow toe-dip into the country) is that those mob actions don’t happen from independent thoughts of the participants, but from seeds carefully planted and tended by somewhere in the government (though I have no good impression of where in the government). And when they feel the movement has grown enough, before it flowers and spreads seeds which might hybridize into something they didn’t intend, they nip it, and stomp it, and life continues as before, until the next brief incident.

I’m curious about the thought from one of the above links that this has something to do with the Olympics. Close down the factories, prevent pollution of the air. Close down the blogs, prevent pollution of the mind.

On the topic of a different country, I saw a note today about a review of a new dystopian novel set in modern Russia. I still read the occasional bit and piece about things there, though at the moment I’m trying to catch up and figure out what’s up with China (if possible!). Today I’ve been continuing to read Peter Hessler’s Oracle Bones, and he mentions a bunch of blond, Indo-European mummies found in the Xinjiang province (out in the west, where Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon‘s desert scenes were filmed, and were the Uighur people are), which made me think of the Scythians, and the question that one of my fellow students explored while we were studying in Russia.

Russia is in a fairly unique geographic position, straddling both Europe and Asia (I suppose you could say Turkey is as well), and my friend Liz focused her independent project on exploring the idea of whether Russia was European or Asian. She had some interesting responses. In St. Petersburg, most felt they were quite European, barring the occasional person originally from Central Asia. In Irkutsk, in central Siberia, I think the question was more murky. She didn’t stick around in Irkutsk too long to investigate, she went back to Moscow and met with Alexander Dugin (the sort of political figure that I would simply call ‘curious,’ if I didn’t suspect he may pull some actual weight), the leader of the Eurasian movement, which hopes to restore the Russian Empire in its great breadth.

In Irkutsk, though, Asia was awfully close, in ways that I’m realizing more, from my Beijing perspective. First, culinarily — on both of my trips in the Russian east, I’ve had shrimp crisps, which are plentifully available here in China. Ditto for pelmeni, which you might call wontons, or dumplings — noodly, doughy bits boiled in broth, and with a filling of some sort. As with Italian pasta, the Siberian version surely originated here. The third main Asian food that I learned to enjoy in Irkutsk is squid bits — dried, shredded, and flavored, they are a little sweet, a little salty, and sometimes quite spicy.

Perhaps the US has exported Hollywood and Coca-Cola around the world, along with Marlboros and innumerable other cultural aspects, but Asian food has also spread colonially, with and without accompanying Asians. No Russian needs to go to a Chinese restaurant for their pelmeni. There are, though, plenty of Asians in Russia, along with many other non-slavic groups. Some are more recent foreign immigrants — Chinese fall into this group — but plenty of groups from the FSU — lots of Central Asians. Plus Koreans — one of the things you can get in the markets in Russian cities is ‘Korean salad,’ which Americans have learned to call ‘kimchee.’

The markets can also be plenty similar, in Russia and in China. Both sport multi-floor shopping buildings crammed with stalls selling clothing, electronics, and other consumer goods of questionable origin. In Irkutsk, my sisters recommended avoiding the street-level of the market, where it escaped the building and sprawled through narrow alleyways — that was where the thieves were.

Last weekend we went to the Russian district of Beijing, hoping for a good meal of Russian food. I want blini. I’ve been wanting blini since before I left Seattle, but never got around to making my own. Unfortunately, the Russian district, as we found it, featured pedicab drivers who call out in Russian поехали, and машина, instead of Hello! to get you to turn your head if you speak English. There was a long line of little shops selling fur coats, each named with a feminine Russian name — Anna, Svetlana, Natasha, Sonia, Masha — and promising high quality. We ended up eating at Uighur restaurant instead.

Blond mummies. Hmm. According to Hessler, they were very interesting, and subject of a couple Western documentaries and magazine articles in publications such as National Geographic before the government here decided they were no longer accessible to foreign media. Why? Again, from Hessler (because I don’t know enough the come up with these theories myself) because of the official emphasis on one united China, forever and ever, through history. Civilization started in Central China, and spread outward, to all the Chinese people. Blond mummies don’t fit the story. But, apparently Uighurs in Xinjiang occasionally turn out blond, for no discernible reason.